9 hours ago
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no but women are so badass okay

because there will inevitably come a point in every woman’s life where she wakes up in a pool of her own blood and her reaction will be dammit now i have to do laundry

that is some suave superhero shit and you won’t ever be able to convince me otherwise

9 hours ago
39,422 notes

shout out to the internet for making me seem funnier and better looking than i actually am in real life